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PROBLEMAS CON LA SUCURSAL EN COLOMBIA
Memo interno escrito por el gerente general de una compania multinacional de capitales norteamericanos, en reaccion a la cultura existente dentro de su filial en Colombia.
From : General Manager
To : All spanish speaking staff
Subject : Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our establishment in Bogota that offensive language is commonly used by our spanish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
Therefore, all personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
- Words like guevon, cabron or “mancito” and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
- You will not say “la cago” when someone makes a mistake, or “la esta cagando” if you see somebody being reprimended, or “que cagada” when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagar are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
- No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as hijueputa, cabron, la puta que lo pario, or guevon.
- Lack of determination will not be referred to as “falta de guevas” nor will persons who lack iniciative be referred to as cagon, maricon or pelotudo.
- Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to be referred to as pajazos mentales.
- Do not say “acosa mas que cacorro en tunel” if a person is persistent. Furthermore, you must not say “que mierda tan jodida” when a matter becomes excessibly complicated.
- When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “vayase pa’l carajo” or should you ever substitute May I help you? with “Que mierdas quiere?
- Under no circumstances should you ever call our elderly industrial partners viejos gagas or guevones.
- Last but by no means least, after reading this note please don’t say “me la meto por el culo” or “me sabe a mierda“. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.
Peter Smith
General Manager
¡Que bueno! A mí lo que más me ha gustado es el punto número 9. Por cierto, ¿que quiere decir cacorro?